Young woman: (walks up to my table; picks up flyer with the first Something Positive strip on it). This looks cute!
Me: (Playing Mappy on my phone) Do you like dark humor?
Young woman: Oh, no! I only like happy, sweet —
Me: (not looking up from game, gently takes flyer from her)
Young woman: I was rea—
Young woman: But—
*snicker* been there.